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Day before yesterday: 3.
1) In a review of "Winged Migration," the reviewer noted that the documentary gives us "quite literally, a bird's-eye view..." Gross. I don't want that. And, how can something be quite literal? If it's literal, it's literal, right?
2) Michael told me about how he was at a restaurant the other day, and a waitress across the room was talking loudly to a customer about
the most recent season of "The Shield." She started telling the customer about what happened with Glenn Close's character at the end of the season. Michael told me that he "literally put [his] finger in [his] ear" and started humming to block out the sound. It worked.
3) Matt Damon in "Syriana:" "It's literally 125 degrees here."
1) In a review of "Winged Migration," the reviewer noted that the documentary gives us "quite literally, a bird's-eye view..." Gross. I don't want that. And, how can something be quite literal? If it's literal, it's literal, right?
2) Michael told me about how he was at a restaurant the other day, and a waitress across the room was talking loudly to a customer about
the most recent season of "The Shield." She started telling the customer about what happened with Glenn Close's character at the end of the season. Michael told me that he "literally put [his] finger in [his] ear" and started humming to block out the sound. It worked.3) Matt Damon in "Syriana:" "It's literally 125 degrees here."
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